The Time Travel Café Chronicle
Edition #1 - Out of Order, Dilators in Repair, New Bar Stools, Cocktail Puzzle
Letter from the Editor
Dear our treasured guest,
I am extremely excited to be announcing our latest addition to the café: The Time Travel Café Chronicle.
As you know, the café is always growing, moving, expanding, shrinking, and like the fluvial nature of time itself: changing. With that in mind, I am thrilled to bring you a publication delivered directly to your Inline™.
I am getting ahead of myself however. Let me introduce myself, my name is Jonathan Shorecliffe and I am honored to step into the role of venue manager for the Time Travel Café. I want to thank the venue managers who have come before me in keeping the spirit and everyday goings on of this wonderful temporal playground alive since, well we don’t really know since when.
Prior to my position as venue manager I was at first a guest, then a technician, then assistant manager. Needless to say, I know this place well and have prioritised forming great connections with both the patrons and guests alike.
I hope you enjoy this periodical and are inspired to revisit us and make moments that matter across history, culture, and of course time.
Kind regards,
Jonathan Shorecliffe
Updates
Level Four Bathrooms - Out of Order
We regret to inform you that the bathrooms on level four are currently out of order. We are working hard to repair the main valve after Henry, our beloved computational octopus escaped from the server tank and got caught in the reticulation system.
Henry has been safely rescued and reports that he is happy to be safe again and will resume his duties after a short rest.
Dilators Down
Due to Henry’s short absence, the dilators in the atrium will be offline. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you will enjoy a complimentary libation in the lounge bar for anyone hoping to witness the supernova this Saturday.
New Bar Stools
We have replaced the old bentwood barstools on the mezzanine in the lounge. These new stools have a maroon velvet cushion and upon popular demand heated backrests.
New Cocktails
To celebrate the impending arrival of a very special guest we will be showcasing a range of new cocktails at the bar for the next two weeks. Each day the cocktail will have a different ingredient. Keep a note of the names of the new ingredients to reveal our special guest!
The first cocktail is your standard Gimlet with a pinch of Rosemary, and a squeeze of lime.
That’s it for the first edition of the Time Travel Café Chronicle. I hope you’ve enjoyed reading it and we’ll be back with more updates soon!